Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

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What's brown and sticky? Some brown pigment mixed with something sticky like glue.

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What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a Farari? I don't have a Farari in my garage.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

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Women's Rights

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Why did the teacher give the little boy a golden star? He was a Jew and it was in Germany during the 1940's

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what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

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PICKLES

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Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

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Well, I'm naked so I'm going to go.

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What do you do when your girlfriend is bleeding? She is probably on her period.

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why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

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You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

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Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

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A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

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Why didnt Steve Jobs make an iphone 5? He died

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Straight man: Gays can't have babies so they shouldn't be allowed to have sex. Gay man: But you got a vasectomy last year, so you can't make babies either. The straight man sees the irony, realizes how judgmental he has been and never has sex again because he maintains his opinion that gays shouldn't have sex.

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"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

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What happened when the paraplegic man went into the bar? Nothing the man couldnt get into the bar because the bar has no wheelchair ramp.

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The awkward when you didn't actually say moment.

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What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

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Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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