- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

why couldn't the bicycle stand up on it's own? because it was two tired

What do you say to a confused blond? You help her with her conundrum.

Tim and Jim are Telling Jokes Tim: Knock Knock ... Jim does not respond because Tim has a mental disorder causing him to believe in hypothetical doors and thus ignores him so that he does not upset his friend

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

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