Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

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A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

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Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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What makes us laugh? Definitely not this joke!

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why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

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What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

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Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

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What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

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why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

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What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

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Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

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What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

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What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

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What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

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Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

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whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

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why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

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whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

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What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

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What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

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What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

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Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

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