Roses are red. Violets are blue. At least that's what I've heard, I'm blind.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. i have Alzheimer's, cheese on toast.

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What happens when you ask a blind guy to drive you somewhere? What happens if you ask a blind guy to drive? You will end up in a four way accident with 8 people dead 2 of which children and 1 baby. You might survive but the blind guy won't so you will have to go to court for him on the issue. You realize that you are terrible when it comes to the law and you get yourself thrown in jail for 2 years. When you get out you are so tired of getting butt raped that you go out and do it to someone else. Then you go back to jail an the process repeats it's self because this is the American justice system. We could work on it a little bit. But yeah, don't ask a blind guy to drive, your butt says thanks.

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what worse than bitting into an apple and finding a worm bitting into a worm and finding an apple

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A man walks into a bar. Oh, wait, no. It was a horse. So... A man walks into a horse

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men, men like men= men+bed

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What is green and red and flies 100 miles an hour? Super Frog.

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What did Marsha say when she ate the apple pie? Nothing. It would be rude for her to talk with her mouth full.

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Q: what white hard and huge and it can kill you if you fall out of a tree? A: a refrigerator

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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whats worse than loseing your dog? getting raped by a clown.

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do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

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Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

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How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

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My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

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I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. But it wasn't actually getting bigger, it was just getting closer. So I got hit in the face.

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What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

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Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

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what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

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Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

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Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

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You know what sucks? A vacuum.

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Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

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Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

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