feminism

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Haikus are easy Im happy when I write them Thats pretty much it

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Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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Barack Obama is a good president.

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What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

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What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

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"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

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Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

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Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

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what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

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1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

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A bar walks into a man. No, firstly it wasn't a man and secondly the bar didn't walk in. The pedophile just slid it in and sodomized the poor boy.

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why doesnt john lipka have a job? because the unemployment rate is high these days.

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Why did Biggie Smalls eat so much dark chocolate? His doctor suggest that he eat foods high in fiber.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball? A blonde is a human woman and a bowling ball is an inanimate object used for the popular sport of bowling.

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Why are kids with Aspergers Syndrome always banned from Mcdonalds? Let me repeat that: Ass Burgers.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, horse, we don't serve your kind here." The horse turns around and walks out. 10 minutes later, the horse returns. "Hey horse," says the bartender, "I said we don't serve your kind here!" The horse turns around and walks out. 10 minutes later, the horse returns. "Hey horse, are you deaf? I said we don't serve your kind here!" The horse turns around and walks out, knocking over a stool with his tail.

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What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

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Knock knock. Its open.

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Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

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How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

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Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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