- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

One, two, three, four and five

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

antonio has a penis head.lol

What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

How are this and that alike? They aren't.

Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

How many anti jokes can you make from one joke? 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 26. 27. 28. 29. 30. 31. 32. 33. 34. 35. 36. 37. 38. 39. 40. 41. 42. 43. 44. 45. 46. 47. 48. 49. 50. And so on.

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