What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

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what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

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Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

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Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

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Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

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What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

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How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

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Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

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whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

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What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

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a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

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Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food on the other side

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what do you get when you you put a knife in a head? a dead body

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Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

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What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

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Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

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Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

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A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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