There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

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A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

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Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

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why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

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Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

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What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

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In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

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Stop driving smart cars you fags

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Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

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whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jim Come on in!

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How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea leaves for around 5 minutes in hot water.

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When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

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What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

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When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

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A house comes around the corner.

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Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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