So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

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Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

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A house comes around the corner.

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Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

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What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

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What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

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Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

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Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

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When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

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Boner

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

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A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

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Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

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What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

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A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

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How does a cancer patient bathe? He can't because he lives in an arid climate where water is scarce.

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A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

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There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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