My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

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Why did the Pakistani man cry when the Nigerian man was killed in a terrorist attack? They were lovers.

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Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

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A Stoner sees a bag of chips.

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Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

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Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

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The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

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Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

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What do you call a plane going to Africa with 100 black people on it? A plane, the contents of the plane is irrelevant...

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What do anti-jokes and a can of corn have in common? Both can be stored indefinitely and accessed and enjoyed at will.

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What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

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What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

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how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

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Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

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Cripples are lame.

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What do you call a black man in a suit and tie? Presumably affluent

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Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

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Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

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what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

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Q: How do you do to get an elephant down from a tree? A: Wait for the fall when the leaves start falling you shoot it down.

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How do you stop the London riots? - You employ a a highly effective police tactic to diffuse the crisis as quickly as possible.

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Two black males walk into the bar due to circumstances, one of them has to leave early to tend to his ill wife, and the other enjoys his night drinking and making small talk with new friends PS: the one above was wrong sorry :(

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there were two cyclists cycling down a main road in china at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace, one being chinese and the other irish. why did the irish man get stopped and the chinese man not? because the irish man had in fact raped and murdered a young child in his native home town and then fled the country to china.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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