- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

Why was the woman worried? She was coughing up blood

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea leaves for around 5 minutes in hot water.

whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? 5 dead monkeys.

what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have said two factual statements.

An alcoholic walks into a bar, but then realises he's ruining his family so he calls the rehab

there once was a frog with no leggs

"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

What did the paraplegic say when he walked? Nothing, paraplegics can't walk.

Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

Want to hear a joke? Obama

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

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