Why did little Suzan fall of the swing? She has no arms. Knock,Knock Who's there? Not Suzan

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Did you know him? Why the anonymous tip?

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Why was billy bad at telling jokes? Billy was sexually abused as a child and humour was never really part of his life

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What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

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How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

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A man walked into a bar. I shot him

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Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

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What is worse than losing your phone charger... Being viciously raped by a group of angry vegans feminist mad at you for eating a burger, while walking out of Hooters.

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What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

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What do you call a kid without any friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

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A Black man walks into the Dentist's office, because he cares about his hygiene.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

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whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

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Lol, okay you have made Nero of the clan of the Moralians the mighty laugh and go aww... Seriously, first of all, WHAT THE FUCK IS NAUSEUS? Secondly, okay its Ridge Racer, close enough, aww, seriously that sounds like the cutest thing, I mean did you bleed? DID YOU HARM YOURSELF! DELIGHTFUL... Moral: Seriously though, seeing you tilt over while playing a racing game, kinda cute, just put a pillow there next time you know just saying, because I play videogames, I cant go sexytime for hours without pumping some ADRENALINE INTO MY MIGHTY ROD OF STONEFLESH!

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Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

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Why did the little girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

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what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

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whats the difference between the same pair of shoes? one shoe is for the left an one if for the right

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What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

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Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

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What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

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What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

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Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

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What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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