- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

what do call a girl with a waterslide nose? Ava Sherman

A Jewish man answered his phone one day. The man on the line said he'd kill him and all his family. The Jewish man then hung up the phone and resumed his everyday life.

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

Guess whats in my hand. Can you guess? A gun. Bam bam, you're dead. Haha

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