what did the man say to the other man he bumped into? sorry. and they never saw eachother again

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

Looks like this is a *puts on sunglasses* Pair of sunglasses

Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

A: Knock Knock (waits for an answer) oh there's no one in.

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

What's big fat and ugly? A monster

Why did the chicken cross the road? To collect it's AIDS medication.

your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

What's the difference between Timmy and a car? Timmy can be brutally murdered.

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

what do u call a lesbian dinosaur? lickalotopuss

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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