So, im new at this site and i was wondering how do you make an anti joke?

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Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

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Why did the boy fall off the swing?

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Roses are red, violets are blue, my life didn't start, until I met you! :) Megan _____

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You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

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How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

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Whats alive and drowning? your new born baby you just threw in the river

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What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

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What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice

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What do you get when you cross a shark and a squid Nothing thats impossible

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Boy: Hey girl if I had hand-cuffs, I’d lock myself to you right now! Girl: I would find that extremely creepy.

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Why are some people so barbaric? Because some people are German.

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How do you keep the crime rate down in a black neighborhood? Blow everybody up all at one time.

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A priest, a rabbi and a mullah walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the three, laughs and says "Please leave now, God is dead"

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why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

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what did the older brother do? put on a joke on anti jokes what did the younger brother do ? give it a minus score what did the older brother do ? tell him and then played gears of war 2 (they got gears 3 but wanted to go bakc in time, not like michael J fox in a car with a crazy doctor but as in play an old game)

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Whats orange at the bottom of the swimming pool? A baby without floaties.

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Q. What's big, green, has four legs, fuzzy, and if fell out of a tree would kill you? A. A pool table

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

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Q: What's green and has four wheels? A: A green car.

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what is the opposite of underpants? overpants

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Why can't Stevie wonder read? He can. He reads braille.

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What do we call Osama? Osama

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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