- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Go away still nothing to see

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

A pregnant woman walks into a bar and miscarries.

How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

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