- Anti Joke

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

What did the Dad say when his daughter murdered everyone Tea you're grounded

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

womans having rights.

took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

Want to hear a joke? Obama

An alcoholic walks into a bar, but then realises he's ruining his family so he calls the rehab

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

-What do you call a dog with no legs? -Call it whatever you want, it's not coming!