Your mom is so stupid she has trouble holding a steady job and struggles to support her family.

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What's small, black and at the top of a burning building? Oh shit - I forgot my baby

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A man walks into a bar and breaks his nose, he asks the bartender for help The bartender says "no you're a f***ing idiot"

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when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The police, your father just died in a boat accident.

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A man goes to his doctor and says, "Help me, my wife thinks she's a chicken." The doctor recommends a nearby psychiatrist to analyze the wife's mental instability, and inevitably she is housed in an insane asylum. The husband commits suicide.

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one time, there was this anti-joke.com joke set-up. It was just like a normal joke set-up. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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what did the man say to the other man? hey

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An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

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Why did the boy get and iphone? It was his birthday

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -Because he was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? -He was stapled to the first one Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? -He thought it was a game Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? -He had no arms Why did the girl fall off her bike? -She was hit by 3 monkeys and a refrigerator

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Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

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Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

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Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

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how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

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A blind man walks into a library.

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Why was Sally angry? Because somebody burned all her clothes

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

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what do you use to blindfold chinese person? dental floss!!

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How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

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I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

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Betty wanted to see time fly so she threw her alarm clock out the window. Shortly after, her mother grounded her as it was quite expensive and she had become less punctual without it.

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Knock Knock Who's There? The I.R.S.

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Anti Joke

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