- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop the London riots? - You employ a a highly effective police tactic to diffuse the crisis as quickly as possible.

There is a hawk and a squirrel sitting in a tree. a farmer walks by with a strange package so the hawk turns to the squirrel and says nothing because he is an animal and incapable of speech, he then eats the squirrel because he is a bird of prey.

Why did all the boys come to my yard? Because of My milkshakes

Why did the boy fall off his skateboard before running into a cross-section? Because he was shot.

So, Ryan Dunn was driving under the influence of alcohol. The result of this action proved to be fatal for both Ryan and his passenger; who happened to be his close and personal friend.

Why didn't Jane go to school last Thursday? It was summer. No one went to school last Thursday.

What did Steven Hawking get for christmas? A bike.

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

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