- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

How do you put a baby to sleep? Snap its neck.

Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad your whole family isn't dead from a fatal car accident?

What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He had no legs

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

Whats green and fluffy? Your mom.

Why did Suzie fall out of her swing? Because she had no arms.

What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

12/23/2012

What do you call a muslim with a gun I dont know his name

A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

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