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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

What does the Priest say to the little boy? Size doesnt matter

What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

So an Alex Gedrose walks into a bar, and orders peanut butter and jelly toast on buttermilk with extra Linda on the side.

What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

What do you get when you cross a road with a car? Severe injuries or even death.

Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

Why did the squirrel cross the... Squash

Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

Why do showers have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers

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