You are joking right?

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How do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator? You open the door, put the giraffe in and close the door. How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?. . . . . . No! You open the door, TAKE THE GIRAFFE OUT, and put the elephant in. So, the lion calls a meating in the animal kingdom and who's not there? The elephant, he's in the refrigerator. You have to cross a river infested with crocodiles, and you don't have a boat. How do you get across?. . . . . . No! You get in the river and swim across because the crocodiles are at the meating with the lion!

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whats sad about a bus full of blacks driving over a cliff? the driver was white

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y r black people noses so big??? A= god had to hold tem somehere to spray paint them

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What's Great and Danish? The Great Dane Kane.

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you go to cvs and theres a robber trying to shoot everyone and the cashier says do you have a rewards card

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Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

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what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

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How do you put a baby to sleep? Snap its neck.

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A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

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Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad your whole family isn't dead from a fatal car accident?

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Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

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What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

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Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He had no legs

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

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Whats green and fluffy? Your mom.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

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Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

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Why did Suzie fall out of her swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

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What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

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