- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

Who's Juan? DIS ONE

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

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