what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

my penis

What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

Whoever is reading this, I love you and I hope you have a great day.

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

Haikus are easy Im happy when I write them Thats pretty much it

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

Barack Obama is a good president.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

A man walks into a bar............. The bar explodes and everyone dies

feminism

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

Knock knock. Its open.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

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