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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Nun refude to say Thank You Father? Because she was raped by her father as a child.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

"Knock-knock." "Come in, sorry that the doorbell is broken."

What does a penguin and a watermelon have in common? They all come from Earth.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

Why did the jew save his money? Because his wife has cancer and the radiation treatments are very expensive.

What's green fury has 4 legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you. A pool-table

Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

Do you know what my Granddad said to me before he kicked the bucket? He said; how far do you think I could kick this bucket? Then he died.

what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

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