- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

Why did the boy take the train to school? Because he lived quite far away.

What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

A: Knock Knock B: Who's There? Person B came down with a serious case of amnesia that day and can't remember who anyone is.

How do Chinese people name their kids? They could look up a baby-names book, consult their family history, or make one up

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

I'vegto a riddel for you;l Do siolve it. during the day... I look liek a snake By night?///////////////// What ams i? Rack your brains

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

"If life was fair, I would have a girlfriend" - William Deane

Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

How many Pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1. and "pollack" is a derogatory term that could be fond offensive to some people.

What's the difference between a cult leader and a television personality? On average, 3.2 inches.

What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

Whats the difference between wayne rooney and shrek? Well, one, shrek is fictional. Two if he was fictional,he is green. Wayne rooney is not green. Three wayne rooney plays for a football team, surely shrek has no idea what football is. The list goes on.

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