Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

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why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

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(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

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why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

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A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. *BOOM* *waiting* "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

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why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

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Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

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Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

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Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

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How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

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Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

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Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

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What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

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What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

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what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

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what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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How do you blindfold an asian? step 1: Fold your blindfold into a triangle step 2: Wrap blindfold around the head of the asian step 3: Tie the blindfold on the back of the asians head step 5: You forgot 4 step 6: Your finished step 4: Tighten the blindfold Now you know how to blindfold an asian ˜´??

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A man walks into a bar with an MP5 and proceeds to fire thirteen bullets into a crowd of people, several unarmed bystanders attempt to disarm the gunman but they are promptly ordered to stay back or they too would be fired on, a witness reports gunfire coming from down the street to local emergency services and they arrive quickly, organising a perimeter around the bar, county sherriffs decide it would be safest to wait for a swat team, as reports indicated the gunman may have hostages, however the gunfire appears to have ceased an noone has entered or exited the building since police arrived on scene. As SWAT arrives on scene and media helicopters circle above, a person emerges from the bar and the gunman appears behind him, he shoots and kills the hostage and then turns the gun on himself, the death toll reached sixteen including the gunman and as many as fourteen people were injured. there was no clear motive to the massacre, but a search of his appartment indicated he was tired of one-liners on typical joke sites and felt his wife's betrayal with his best friend was too much to bare and he simply snapped after losing his job in the current economic situation.

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A deer looks at the ground and sees something strange. He wonders what it could be. A rabbit comes along and thinks the same. A badger promptly arrives after the rabbit and thinks the exact same. 4 seconds later they all get hit by a train.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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