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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

What musical band do you get if you keep shouting while in the mountain? The rolling stones. What do you get if you keep shouting in a snow covered mountain top? Blizzard Entertainment.

Why did the black guy get a boner? The nitric oxide levels in his trabecular arteries and smooth muscle of his penis rose, causing his arteries to dilate and therefore enlarging his penis.

What's as hard as a rock? A rock

Why did the chicken cross the road? That is none of your concern as it invades his freedom of privacy.

what happened when joey asked the teacher to go to the restroom? The Teacher said "yes you may go to the restroom," not even putting into consideration that joey was a ginger and discriminating him because of it.

Q: What did the boy say to the girl? A: Wanna go to homecoming?

Why did the man fall off of his bike? He was hit by a car and died in a tragic accident.

What's better than a stick? A stone

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

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