Smoke Day, Every Weed.

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What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

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whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

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Why did the man read the terms of service? He had ignored them before, and was forced into a scam where a shady organization took all of his money and possessions. With no other way to provide for his family, the man began selling drugs, which led to several arrests. He has been n prison for 3 years now... His wife has left him for one of the man's close friends

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Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

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Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

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In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

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I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

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Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

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What is the worst part about dying? no-one cause no-one has ever survived dying to know what it is like so how is it possible that I would know

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

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Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

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who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

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What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

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What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

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Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

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The New York Giants

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How do you get your dog to stop barking? You snap its neck.

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Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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