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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yesterday, I was assasinated.

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

a sausage maker buys a box of cereal

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

what did the chicken say when it crossed the road? you know. chickens arent the only animal that can cross roads! why can it be why did the racoon cross the roads? because that happens more frequently!

what do you get when you cross a turkey with a goat? nothing you can't cross to genetically different spieces stupid

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

So i was writing a letter to my girlfriend on valentines day right ? So this is how it goes . " hey lisa happy volentines day!" my black friend walks up to me and says" its a mightyfine day out! " The moral of the story is... Tomatoes can't fly planes

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

Dora the explorer went on an adventure. sadly, all of the animals in the forest, including boots the monkey and swiper the fox, kill her as a sacrifice to an unknown God

Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.

Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

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