- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black, white and sings the intro theme song for "Thomas the Tank Engine" while tap-dancing? There probably isn't anything that does that.

Two penises walk into a minefield. Both are very careful with their every step and try not to be blown.

Q: You and a thousand other people are suddenly bursting in flames at a park, there is a big barrel of water just a few steps away from you, what do you do in order to save the people that truly matter? A: Stop drop and roll, duh!

What do you call a man with no legs or arms trying to ski? Impossible.

What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

Two tomatoes were crossing a road when one of them got hit by a truck. The other said, Carrot.

Why did Johnny disappear? He was sucked into a vacuum toilet on an air jet.

So a bar walks into a man...

What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attached to a bomb filled with spoons

Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

How do you make a person cry? Burn his family.

whats a bike and rhymes with mike?

Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

How does Steven Hawkings refresh after a long day of work? F5

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink then walks out of the bar ...

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

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