Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

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My mother has great posture. She's paralyzed from the neck down.

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Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

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Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

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Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

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How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

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When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

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A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

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A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

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What did Anne Frank say to the German Officer? Nothing. She had to keep quiet in a cramp attic in order to survive.

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

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What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

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whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

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Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

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How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

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Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Q. What has two legs and is covered in red stuff? A. Half a dog

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Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

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You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

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A man went skydiving and tragically died.

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A hill billy went fishing

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what did the black guy ge for christmas? a speeding ticket

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Question:Why did little Susie fall off the swing? Answer:Because she had no arms or legs. Question:What did little Susie get for Christmas? Answer: a bike, and cancer Question: what did little Susie get next Christmas? Answer: nothing, she didn't live that long... Knock knock Who's there Not little Susie

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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