- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One day there was a princess born in the jungle. The story goes, that she'd be saved by a grand champion - a Hero. So the day came that she fell in love. After a few magical years, they broke up and she realized that fairy tales are for little girls.

Wanna hear a joke? It's here somewhere You looked :D There ain't jokes on Antijoke.com

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car and laying on the side of the rode for 2 hours then you find out that your wife was cheating on you with her your own brouther

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

A man was walking down the sidewalk. Then he turned into a drugstore.

wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

I am back with more jokes! -Lets go Mets It is best to dislike this one

A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

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