Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

So an Alex Gedrose walks into a bar, and orders peanut butter and jelly toast on buttermilk with extra Linda on the side.

Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

What is better than a 50-inch wide plasma flat screen TV? A 51-inch wide plasma flat screen TV.

BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

^ That's not even funny ^

roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

Why did the Cookie Monster go to the Doctor? Because He had an inoperable tumor in his lower intestinal tract.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

Why was the new born on the orphanage's doorstep? He was an accident.

Why cant Stevie Wonder read? Because he is blind

Roses are gray, violets are gray. I am a dog.

what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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