- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

your mama's so fat... that's it

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

Kidding, not trucing, Dylan sucks prick. Brock likes his mums butt.

A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

What did Queen Victoria say when she saw a zombie? "Quick everybody, run, that is a zombie."

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

What do you give a black man for his Christmas? A gift that you feel would suit his personality so that he may draw enjoyment from said gift.

Q: What is every blonde's ambition? A: To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.

Roses are red, Violets are blue.. And IDGAF!

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