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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A bar walks into a man. No, firstly it wasn't a man and secondly the bar didn't walk in. The pedophile just slid it in and sodomized the poor boy.

What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

What do apples and black men both have in common? They are both people except for the apple

Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

A man walks into a bar the bartender looks at the man and says "Hey son you wanna make one hundred bucks?" the man looks at the bartender and says "Im not your son."

What do polar bears have that no other animal has? Polar bear babies.

Yo momma so stupid she threw a rock at the ground And missed.

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

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