Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

thumb_up thumb_down -13

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

thumb_up thumb_down -13

How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

thumb_up thumb_down -13

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

thumb_up thumb_down -15

To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

thumb_up thumb_down -15

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

thumb_up thumb_down -15

When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

thumb_up thumb_down -15

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

thumb_up thumb_down -15

What do you give a black man for his Christmas? A gift that you feel would suit his personality so that he may draw enjoyment from said gift.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

What did Queen Victoria say when she saw a zombie? "Quick everybody, run, that is a zombie."

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

thumb_up thumb_down -15

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

So let's pretend two men that had been friends for a very long time, one man asks the other man how he is, so the man tells the other man how he is doing. Then that man asks the other man how he is doing. The two men were engaged in a very interesting conversation. What did the men do next? Nothing. We're pretending, remember?

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Q: What is every blonde's ambition? A: To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Whats the definition of not winning? Charlie sheen losing custody of his son because he is a coked out, old man douche bag, who only gets told what he wants to hear because he forks out lots of money to gold digging hookers.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Roses are red, Violets are blue.. And IDGAF!

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops