- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens if a Muslim leaves their bag on a bus? They quickly return onto the bus and get it.

Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

Two muffins are in an oven one muffin says to the other muffin "It's hot in here" the other muffin says "Holy crap a talking muffin".

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge.

Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

What's blue and can't read? The Pacific Ocean

Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

knock knock who's there boo boo who why are you crying it's just a joke

What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

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