- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: dies. Mother: Ha, lol!

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

So these two girls have a cup .

What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

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