- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

Why didn't the boy get his mom anything for her birthday? He was killed by a drunk driver years ago

Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot

What did Hitler say to his wife? It's time to go start the Holocaust.

Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs? An amputee

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

roses are red poo is poo

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

A man went skydiving and tragically died.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

Obama = ebola

What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

A man is sitting on his couch. The lights go out and his TV begins to float away. He breaks down into tears believing he has been cursed for a crime he commited earlier.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

Seriosly. too much sex again?

What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

what do you call a black guy falling down a hill? A hiker with an inconveniance you racist son of a bitch

Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

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