Nancy Kerrigan walks into a club

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

Q. What did the Muffins say to the man? A. Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects therefore unable to speak.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven drove two planes into the world trade center.

What's red and smells like metal? A tricycle. It's covered in blood.

Why was the curious black guy a good Lumberjack? He was always axin'.

Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

Why don't women have breasts? Because they have dandruff. Get it? Hint: "dandruff" = "dan druff"

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

Manchester City

My spelling is horrible

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

What's the difference between a park bench and a hobo? The park bench can support a family

You know what's lame? A person who can't walk.

what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

Why do mexicans eat tacos? Because they're good

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm a dog.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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