- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fat cat? Nothing if you are a good person

Knock knock. Who's there? Never mind that. I have a gun and your child. Come out with all your valuables and he won't get hurt.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't become rotisserie with a side of hash brown.

what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

A bloke walked in to a bakers shop and asked for a loaf of bread. Certainly sir, said the assistant, white or brown?...it doesn't matter, answered the man, I've left my bike outside

Two muffins are in an oven. They say nothing, muffins are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

To mama's so fat when she went to Dairy Queen she Ordered a blizzard.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

How does a t-rex eat spaghetti? He didn't he ate a velocaraptor instead.

why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

How many people buried in a cemetery are dead? All of them.

Knock Knock: I have full blown AIDS

You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

what do you say to a woman on her rags? nothing.try and ignore it.you didn't hear this from me and we never talked.

What did the guy say to the girl when she was on her knees? Stop playing with it put it in your mouth

A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

deez nuts

roses are blue violetrs are green im shooting heroine into my head

What happens when a bunch of animals break into your house... they eat you.

Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock, knock Who's there? Lemon Lemon who? Lemon know if you want me to say apple again

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