What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

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Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

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Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings? whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 bee stings? No! The holicost Whats worse than the holicost? What? 3 Bee stings

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What do you call a cat with a pop tart for a body and rainbows flying out of its butt? Nyan Cat

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

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why did the monkey fall? he got hit by a train

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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How many Jews can you fit in to a car? Well depending on the car 2-8

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How did the plumber fix the leaky faucet? Trick question. The plumber is actually an iguana.

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what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

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if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

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what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

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Get on the boat.

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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Q: Why is asprin white? A: It works.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called anti joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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What's black, white and sings the intro theme song for "Thomas the Tank Engine" while tap-dancing? There probably isn't anything that does that.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? ........finding a worm in your apple.

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Whats fleash color fleash color and fleashcolor? a naked hobo rolling down a hill

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Why did the black guy cross the street? Because his master ordered him to

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Q: You and a thousand other people are suddenly bursting in flames at a park, there is a big barrel of water just a few steps away from you, what do you do in order to save the people that truly matter? A: Stop drop and roll, duh!

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swag

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Anti Joke

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