Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

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why was kade sad? he shit himself

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Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

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why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

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What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

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what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

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james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

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Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

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whos on the right track? lady gaga

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Who is big and stupid My brother

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What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

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your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

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what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

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Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

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Knock knock! Just kidding.

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scraggle is in you pillow case

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ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

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What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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