- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

What do you give a black man for his Christmas? A gift that you feel would suit his personality so that he may draw enjoyment from said gift.

What did Queen Victoria say when she saw a zombie? "Quick everybody, run, that is a zombie."

A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

Kidding, not trucing, Dylan sucks prick. Brock likes his mums butt.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

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