What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing, rocks are inanimate objects, therefore rendering them unable to participate in the activity of speech.

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Why did the groom have cold feet? Because his socks were slightly damp resulting in evaporation and the cooling of his feet, as well as the cold weather in December.

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Why did polly fall of her swing ??? She had no arms

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What's red and puts out fires? A fire truck? Oh, you've heard this joke before.

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husband; do you come here often wife: i live here

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Knock knock. Whos there? To get to the other side.

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Chuck Norris is a normal man.

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a black guy and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? a taxi driver.

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Yo Momma's sooo fat that the speed of light at her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s.

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Wanna hear a "Friday" parody? No, that would be copyright infringement.

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What's the difference between blacks and whites? The skin color

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whats the difference between a pizza and a jew -a pizza is food

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Why did the man fall over screaming? Because he got shot in the leg

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theres a fat guy

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian walk into a bar, they then sit down and discuss the various political factors driving a wedge between unity, peace, harmony and understaning between their religions. They resolve that despite the differences in religious belief, essentially they are all the same, and want happy existences with family and friends, and that equality and peace between religions should be a prime focus of religious institutions and governments. They then band together to criticize aetheists, who present a much more probable explanation for why the Universe is the way it is. An eavesdropper then mulls over the idea that the various religions represented behind him are willing to debate philosophical standpoints, so long as their monotheistic beliefs are not contradicted.

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What do you call a contraption made of a wooden rod attached to three strings attached to three rocks? A completely useless and pointless invention.

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Whats long and hard? a pole

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how do u unload the dishwasher? u take the dishes out!

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Why did the girl fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms.

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Why was grandma lying on the floor? She just died of lung cancer.

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Potato salad

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Q: What do cooks do for a living? A: Eh muffin.

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What is pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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