- Anti Joke

I have existed for over 6000 years and around vi0lating people long before you where ever born kid... You do not believe me you say? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: You do not believe me? According to this DNA test... Welcome to papa son/daughter... Its time to make you a man/woman now, and then TIME TO MAKE YOU my BlTCH!

Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

Q. what did voldemort get for christmas that harry potter didnt? A. dinner with his parents

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

What do you call a fly with no wings? Disabled

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck!

What's disabled and red all over. The kid I hit with my car.

What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

Why did the little girl miss 7 straight days of school? She died.

What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope