wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

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You know that song "FIrework" by Katy Perry? Well, I ate a hotdog last night.

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Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

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What did one dog say to the other dog? Bark.

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what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

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What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

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Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

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How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

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Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

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How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

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What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

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What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

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Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

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A woman walking alone through a poor area of town. She is approached by a man who proceeds to mug her, rape her, and murder her.

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Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

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This is not funny.

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The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

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Why does Eric Clapton use a Mac? Because he prefers Macs.

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roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

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Q Why did the feminist cross the road? A To suck my dick

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