- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

women's rights.

Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

A man is mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he reaches down to see if something's stuck in the blades. What does he pull out? His finger.

Why did the man stop dead in his tracks? He was on top of a land mine.

Why was i said when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

What happens when Chuck Norris and Mr. T get into a car accident? They trade insurance information.

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

What's the difference between a Jewish child and pizza? Pizza does not scream in the oven.

Q: How many ghetto people does it take to carry a fat gorilla? A: 14

why did the guy get pulled over he had a broken tail light

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs water skiing? An anchor

Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised that they are in the presence of a celebrity.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

What's the only animal that has to be oiled? any animal I can think of

What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

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