What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

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There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

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How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

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a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

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Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

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why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

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Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

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Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

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Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

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What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

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If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

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What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

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Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

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Your Mama is so old, that she is probrably going to die pretty soon.

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Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

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A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

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what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

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A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

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Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

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If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

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An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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