- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

A woman was at a family reunion and her husband's mother walked in. She has a chocolate allergy so the woman says the her husband,"I need more chocolate!"

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

What happens when Chuck Norris and Mr. T get into a car accident? They trade insurance information.

A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

What's the difference between a Jewish child and pizza? Pizza does not scream in the oven.

women's rights.

Why did the man stop dead in his tracks? He was on top of a land mine.

Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

Why was i said when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

Q: How many ghetto people does it take to carry a fat gorilla? A: 14

A man is mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he reaches down to see if something's stuck in the blades. What does he pull out? His finger.

what's purple and plastic purple plastic

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs water skiing? An anchor

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

jess always squints her eyes when making a point

why did the guy get pulled over he had a broken tail light

a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

What's the only animal that has to be oiled? any animal I can think of

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