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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

whats long, fat, and people love it in their mouth? blunts.

what do call a girl with a waterslide nose? Ava Sherman

Salt is brown, Pepper is white, my kitchen is in a mess.

What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

-How do you kill a douche? -You stab him untill he cries out in mercy and stops moving.

What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

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whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

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