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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

What do you get for the man that has everything already? Another one.

what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What do you call someone without legs or arms laying at your front door? Steve

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

What do you call a camel with three humps? A deformed bactrian

"You know what sucks?" "Vaccuumes?" "You know what metaforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "You know what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

How do you tell when your dog is dead? I don't know. I never had a dog and my parents beat me.

One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

What do a dog and a fork have in common? They both have tails. Except for the fork.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

An atmosphere goes into one bar. Which is pretty normal since it is roughly the regular value of the atmospheric pressure on Earth at sea level

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