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What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

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Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

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Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

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Roses are red, Violets are purple.

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what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

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No, but I am not just an author, the important thing is, that this kid has been stopped as we speak, as I said he was selling information to several clients on the deep web, and patterns do reveal that he was selling you out piece by piece while prepared to make a run for it once he delivered the vital details. Say, did you promote this guy a bit too fast or something? Either he knows as much as you do, or otherwise he has been learning the ins and outs of your little place pretty fast.

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How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

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Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

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If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

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What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

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Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

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your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

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Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

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Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

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You know what's a real drag? A club foot

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I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

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A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

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So Bob walked into his house after a long day at work and layed a rope on his bed. A few hours later his wife came home and found a beautiful tire swing in their backyard but her husband shot him self in his throat.

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Why did the blonde stay in the five-star hotel? She had enough money.

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What do you call a black man on the moon - A Problem What do you call 5 black men on the moon - A Bigger Problem What do you call every black person on the moon - Problem Solved!

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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your mom is so ugly that she was made fun of in highschool so much that she now has social issues and a fear of close relationships which is why she left you and your father at age 5

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Elise's parents have four children. The first's name is April, the second's name is May, the third's name is June. What's the fourth children's name ? July. Elise is adopted, and thus does not count.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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