- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Caitlin Jenner has a mangina.

The past, the present and the future walk into a bar. It was tense.

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

Why did the African cross the road? Because he was searching for his family after his village was massacred by rebel soldiers.

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What is Mary short for? She has no legs.

What do you say when a black person is walking through wal-mart? Prisoner

why was the little boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face.

How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

What's the hardest thing to do while masturbating? Having sex.

What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

A: When was rhe last time you touched yourself? B: A few seconds ago when I had an itch on my arm

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

Whats green and has wings? grass, I lied about the wings.

What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin after being attacked by a man with a mace.

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

What's the difference between The Hulk and The Thing? One is green.

What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A cigarette that is or has been damp so that the nicotine was able to bleed into the paper and dye it.

How did the mouse die It was eaten by a cat How did the cat die It jumped into the bathtub and drowned

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