What did the Watermelon say to its baby? I'll SEED you later!

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Do you know whats a joke? Something said or done to evoke laughter or amusement, especially an amusing story with a punch line.

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What the difference between a ferarri and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage. That would be murder.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says nothing to the man running the stand. Realizing that the duck might potentially keep patrons from approaching the stand, he packs up and moves elsewhere.

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What do you call a black man driving an airplane? A pilot.

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face?" the man replies, "my wife has terminal cancer and has been given 2 weeks to live."

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What did the pregnant 16 year old get for her birthday? A miscarriage

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Q: What's green and has four wheels? A: A green car.

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awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

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what happens when a migit and a horse have sex..... probably nothing

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A priest a rapist and a child molester walk into a bar. He orders a drink

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Why did the blonde's parents take away her car? She didn't pay for half the insurance like she said she would.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Whats big and red and eats rocks? A big red rockeater.

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Why was the boy in front of the adoption center sad? He lost his lolly-pop.

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What do you call a fat cat? Nothing if you are a good person

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Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all broke beyond repair.

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Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

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There is a terrorist attack. Muslims are blamed for it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was late for its laser bypass surgery.

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What's worse then getting a broken bone? A large marsupial charging at you with vicious speed

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Barny the purple dinosaur has no imagination, stuck his finger up his ass and called it masterbaition!

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What do you call people who play dance dance revolution? Dancers

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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