- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the plane say to the other plane? Boy, those towers fall!

Yo mama's so fat, that she died from obesity.

How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

What do you call Jake Morter? Jake Morter

Q: How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they just sit in the dark and complain about it.

Yo mama is so short, she has trouble reaching the top shelf.

saftey torch you can out it on the porch. saftey torch put it in the hallway. saftey torch scare the monsters away. saftey torch that'll be 50 bucks.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and 50 dead babies? Where the hell would you even find 50 dead babies? That would be really disturbing.

A man walks in to a bar, wakes up the next morning with the news that they have found a cancerous tumor in his neck.

A blond was walking alone down a street one night. Then she was suddenly mugged and raped. She reported her attacker but he was never caught.

A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

How do you make a mime cry? Hit him with an axe

I was having sex with thisgirl and now I'm going to be a dad. All because I didn't wear a condom

Why were the parents sad? Because their son had a frog stapled to his face and was trying to eat his ice cream on a swing, but he had no arms so he dropped his ice cream into the street and he chased after his ice cream and got hit by a bus

Why didn't the girl's ring fit? She had no fingers.

What do you call it when you kill a Jewish homosexual? Murder.

What is big has a red nose and is funny Don't ask me I have never been out of my house

Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

a pan of muffins comes out of the oven one muffin says "hey im really burnt" another muffin says "oh my gosh! a talking muffin!"

Next up, Sharpi and Ryan take their audition faliure very seriously in "columbine high school musical"

What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fish:)

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? black people have more melanin in their skin causing it to pigment and turn black

Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water? A: It'll take a while for me to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick(: hahah.

What part of a vegetable are you not supposed to eat? His wheelchair.

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