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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

you know whats better than lemonade? sex

if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

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Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

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