- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a mime cry? Hit him with an axe

Why didn't the girl's ring fit? She had no fingers.

Why were the parents sad? Because their son had a frog stapled to his face and was trying to eat his ice cream on a swing, but he had no arms so he dropped his ice cream into the street and he chased after his ice cream and got hit by a bus

Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

What is big has a red nose and is funny Don't ask me I have never been out of my house

a pan of muffins comes out of the oven one muffin says "hey im really burnt" another muffin says "oh my gosh! a talking muffin!"

What do you call it when you kill a Jewish homosexual? Murder.

A man walks in to a bar, wakes up the next morning with the news that they have found a cancerous tumor in his neck.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and 50 dead babies? Where the hell would you even find 50 dead babies? That would be really disturbing.

What is a dogs favorite color? Gray due to the fact that they cant see any other color

Who found Anne Frank? The Nazis

Jimmy: Knock Knock Nick: Whose there? Jimmy: Joe Nick: Joe Who? Jimmy: Joe Mamma Nick: No shes dead.

A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

Why couldn't the black man be an astronaut? He was not qualified for the Job

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water? A: It'll take a while for me to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick(: hahah.

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? A one-way ticket to Hell for messing with God's creations, you heathen!

What part of a vegetable are you not supposed to eat? His wheelchair.

Why did the fat guy pick up a noodle from the floor with his buttcheeks? He felt like pasta.

Hats better than a stick? A stone

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

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