- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

If you watch a pregnancy backwards, it is about a baby that is inserted between the legs of a woman and is slowly broken down for energy and the remains are finally sucked up by a man's genitals. There isn't a joke.

Why was the cat unable to drink its milk? He was stapled to the wall

what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

What did Helen Keller name her dog? She didn't, her father named the dog because he was aware of his daughters innability to speak.

Yo mama's so fat because her BMI is considered obese on the scale.

What's worse the a bee sting? Two bees stings What's worse the two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse the. The Holocaust? Three bee stings

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

knock knock who's there? a dog ......dogs cant talk ..................

Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I am gay.

Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

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