How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

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guess what? bannanas

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Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

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What one thing do the five members of Mystery Inc have in common? They were all raped and killed by REAL MONSTERS! One of the monsters happened to be Chuck Norris. He's a BEAST!

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Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

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Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

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Why was the Africanan boy hungry? Because food is hard to come by in Africa.

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what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

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A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

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Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

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A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar together. They discuss the fundamentals and aspects of Religion.

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I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

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How do you make a tree angry Overall trees have no sense of emotion therefore it is impossible to anger a tree.

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Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

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Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

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if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

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Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

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knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

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What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

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What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

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why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

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Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

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Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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