- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

If I fly my canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, then how many lollipops does Obama have? None, because dogs can't use flashlights.

What do u do when u hear about a smart Blonde. Cant think of anything? Exactly

Why was the black kid in the AP Calculus classroom? Because he was a very driven student, who studied hard so that he could attend a good University and build a good life for himself and his family.

How do you make Lady Gaga sad? You kill her family.

whats brown and sticky? whatever is coming from your pants

Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

An airplane flies due north at 100 m/s through a 30 m/s cross wind blowing from the east to the west. Determine the resultant velocity of the airplane.

If woman that have big breasts work at Hooters, then do woman with one leg work at Ihop?

Roses are red Violets are blue if you think this is funny then your a jew!

I wonder where the hell Hitler is

what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

If you woke up in the morning feeling like P Diddy, get tested. Immediately.

Why did the guy die. He OD on drugs

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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