- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

I don't drink. I'm not 21.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

Wife, "Wake up... i think there's someone in the house, do something... go downstairs and have a look!" Husband, "Do it yourself." Wife, "You what? You can't expect a woman to fight off an intruder..." Husband, "You women wanted equal rights so here you go, do it yourself."

What is sad and disappointing? Nevada's and California's snow pack.

What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? An ambulance.

Cacti are green Clouds are white Spoons are silver Corn is yellow Carrots are orange Asphalt is black Grapes are purple Cinnamon is brown Lets's have sex

What did the the man, the dog, and the psychiatrist talk about? The man's childhood experience losing his pet as a contributer to his symptoms of psychosis.

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

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