Why did the kid need glasses? A monkey threw a fridge at him.

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Whats gayer then dancing with the stars? Justin beiber

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Why didn't Sally go to the party? Because everybody hates her and she wasn't invited.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says nothing to the man running the stand. Realizing that the duck might potentially keep patrons from approaching the stand, he packs up and moves elsewhere.

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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The other day I went into the bathroom to take a poo, It was Glorious I flushed the toilet and everything.

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An Asian couple walks into a bar, orders a few drinks, pays, and leaves

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awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

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why was the girl eating a pie , because she were hungry

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What's worse than finding an apple in your apple Finding a black guy in your school

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If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

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Whats two plus two Four!

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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There is a terrorist attack. Muslims are blamed for it.

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What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

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What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

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What did the atheist say to the jew. Well first they had a long discussion about religion and the jew was actually made an atheist. Truly the work of God.

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How to smash an apple Iphone <<<<<< Use A Hammer >>>>>>> PS : if u want to break a hammer use an iphone

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU..

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Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

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What's the difference between a trash can full of dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

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write I if you think we should all yell A when dylan says orange.

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Roses are red, My name is Dan, I have a gun, get in the van

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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