-What do you call a dog with no legs? -Call it whatever you want, it's not coming!

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Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

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Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

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what's the difference between a duck?

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

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Why did the sperm cross the road? It didn't, as sperm cells have tails not legs, and are therefore incapable of crossing roads.

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dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

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(you will only get this if you play minecraft) whats green and looks like a penis? a creeper!

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

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What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

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If you don`t see a banner here, it doesn`t mean it wont come back to annoy you whenever it feels like.... P.S, Advertising helps us get rich while permanently harming your ability to focus, Please be understanding! PS: Why the hell do they use capital letters after you know, Commas? its, Weird!

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How long does it take jimmy hoffa to screw in a light bulb? A: Jimmy Hoffa is dead and incapable of screwing in a light bulb, however if you change the tense of the question to "how long WOULD Jimmy Hoffa HAVE TAKEN to screw in a light bulb" then the approximate answer would be around 1 1/2 minutes if Mr Hoffa had proper dexterity an motor control that was comparable to the average human.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe Well one is a human, beating heart, and the other is a small boat you row in

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What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

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Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

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Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

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What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

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why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

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A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."

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Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile. get in the batmobile.

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What did little ben get for christmas? A dead grandma

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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