What what In the butt

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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A man runs over a woman wth his car. Whose fault was it? The man because he should be driving on the roads, not in the kitchen.

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How do you give a 90 year old woman a pap smear? You don't

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i have aids and a chode

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Why are Jews so tight with there money? They want to be finanically stable and provide a future for their familys.

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Q:What happens to an elephant if he falls from a building with 10 floors? A:He dies

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What did the little girl get for christmas? her first period

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If I have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, we both have the same monetary value.

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What's worse than going to boot camp? - going to concentration camp.

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Binladen coming to a beach near you :D

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Why was the mom sad cause she had an abortion

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What did the first muffin say to the second? Nothing. Muffins can't talk, you idiot.

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I have a left shoe. I have a right shoe. I have two feet

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Waking up with a snapping turtle up your butt.

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Guy 1 : what you watching? Guy 2 : a documentary on birds Guy 1 : can i watch it with you? Guy 2 : yeah sure go for it.....

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hi ....................... oh i thought this was a chat room !!!!!!!

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A man walks into a bar... and gets hurt.

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What's worse than heartbreak? Getting run over by a steamroller.

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How do you escape from being enlisted in the army of your nation? Flee to a different country and bring along your valuables.

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Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies? A young girl you know personally, completely alone with leukemia.

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The WNBA.

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When is a door not a door? When it is a cup.

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How are a duck and a tri-cycle the same? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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Anti Joke

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