- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What happened when Timmy divided by zero? A: He got a syntax error.

Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies? A young girl you know personally, completely alone with leukemia.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a finger And the middle ones for you

How did the man rob the bank? With a gun

Why did the baby stop crying? Mommy shook him.

Why didn't the black man finish high school? He overdosed on heroin.

Why did the hooker go to the bathroom? Because she just exchanged sex for money and was cleaning herself up for her next trick.

how do you french braid? ask a french dude to braid your hair DUHH

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

A man goes into a store to buy some bread, He asks a woman behind the counter for help. She says " We have white, wheat, or rye. What kind would you like?" . To which the man replies, " It does not matter, I rode my bicycle.

What's brown and sticky? Brown paint.

Is your refrigerator running? No. Oh perfect, I'm a refrigerator repairman, I'll be right over.

It gets very hot in Mianus, Connecticut

What break when you talk?

whats the differance between a orange and a dead baby one is a delicious treat the other is a fruit

What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

why was the kid named owen? Because thats what his parents wnted him to be named

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

9/11 was a shocking time for all of us.

why did the boy poop his pants Yhe Holocaust

I wanted to burn some calories, so i lit a fat kid on fire

In Soviet Russia, people are dying of starvation.

A man comes home late from work what does he find? His wife and children murdered.

A black gay transvestite prostitute was walking alone through a dark alley one night. Business has been slow tonight, and she is looking for anyone she can find. Suddenly a man jumps out from the shadows, and brutally kills her. What do you call her? Marsha, as such was her name.

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