Q: What did hitler say to his generals? a: In a circumstance as the one we have found ourselves in. Eliminating our most threatening of enemies would be very logical. Unless they were of the superior race therefore, it may be frowned apon by our low ranked comrades. Causing another assasionation attempt on myself. So in conclusion I believe eliminating a rich and intelligent race far more superior than our own, would be the best way to go. So collect the Jews of Warsaw and we might have a chance.

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What is life? Paul.

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What do you call a fat guy? A fata*s mothaf*cka

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what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

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How many people can you fit in an oven? Six million, according to Hitler.

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KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

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Did you hear the one about the deaf guy and the rhinoceros? Neither did he.

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What do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with a kickline

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What do you get when you hit a kid with a hockeystick? arrested.

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Why didn't the politically-correct lawyer laugh at his black neighbour's jokes? He had an incapacitating malady of oralfacialoaralysis rendering him unable to laugh or smile

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If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

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Lol, okay you have made Nero of the clan of the Moralians the mighty laugh and go aww... Seriously, first of all, WHAT THE FUCK IS NAUSEUS? Secondly, okay its Ridge Racer, close enough, aww, seriously that sounds like the cutest thing, I mean did you bleed? DID YOU HARM YOURSELF! DELIGHTFUL... Moral: Seriously though, seeing you tilt over while playing a racing game, kinda cute, just put a pillow there next time you know just saying, because I play videogames, I cant go sexytime for hours without pumping some ADRENALINE INTO MY MIGHTY ROD OF STONEFLESH!

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Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.

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roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

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Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

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What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

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What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

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what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

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