- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

Jesus Christ

What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

What's the difference between a horse and a house? 1 letter.

Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

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yo mammas so fat when she runs the world spins faster

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

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