- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

Potassium? K.

Whats green? Mountain Dew.

A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

I have a dirty joke. Poop.

What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

Why did the woman have no boobs? Breast cancer

Knock knock I'M IN THE BATHROOM !!

Three gay men walk into a bar and there is only one three-legged stool. What do they do? --One man politely tells one of the other men to have a seat and then the two remaining men leave and have a one-night stand.

A man walks into a bar later at night & the bartender says how was your day the man replies "well I found out my mom is a raging crack addict, my grampa has alzheimer's & i have terminal cancer" how was yours the bartender says "I found out im Hitlers lost son".

Try this on some random person on the street... You: "Excuse me sir, do you know how to get to Farnsworth Street?" Man: "Sorry, no" You: "OK, you go straight ahead, then turn left on the second street. Continue about 200 feet, then......"

Q. What do cows and grass have in common? A. They both moo, except for grass ????????????

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