- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

Are you from Africa because YOU GOT AIDS

A: Knock Knock.. B: Who's there? A: John B: John Who? A: Shut the hell up, i'm masturbating.

What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

Roses are Black, Violets are Black, I am Ray Charles

What's red and smells like blue paint? red paint

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf or bread. why did the plane fall apart in mid air? The engineer was a loaf of bread Why didn't the plane take off? because it was delayed.

A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

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