- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the one about the deaf guy and the rhinoceros? Neither did he.

Why didn't the politically-correct lawyer laugh at his black neighbour's jokes? He had an incapacitating malady of oralfacialoaralysis rendering him unable to laugh or smile

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

What is life? Paul.

Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

What do you get when you hit a kid with a hockeystick? arrested.

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

What do you call a fat guy? A fatas mothafcka

How many people can you fit in an oven? Six million, according to Hitler.

What do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with a kickline

Whats worse than suicide? death

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Why are you asking me this question? That's awful and you should be ashamed of yourself.

What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

A black man walks out of a store. He was carrying a receipt.

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what its name is.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

I'm going to rewrite history. History.

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

Apple hates Blackberry.

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