A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

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You know what's a real drag? A club foot

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I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

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A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

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what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

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How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

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What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

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No, but I am not just an author, the important thing is, that this kid has been stopped as we speak, as I said he was selling information to several clients on the deep web, and patterns do reveal that he was selling you out piece by piece while prepared to make a run for it once he delivered the vital details. Say, did you promote this guy a bit too fast or something? Either he knows as much as you do, or otherwise he has been learning the ins and outs of your little place pretty fast.

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What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

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How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

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Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

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Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

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Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

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what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

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how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

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Roses are red, Violets are purple.

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Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

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What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

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Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

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Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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