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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

What hurts like hell? HELL

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

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