Two Black Males walk into a bar. A white old lady leaves cautiously. Everyone else stays and has a great time with them as they are actually two very good guys, and funny too.

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Q. What's big, green, has four legs, fuzzy, and if fell out of a tree would kill you? A. A pool table

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What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

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Why am I telling you this joke? Because the person who did it before me mentioned that he enterted this, agreed to the Terms of Service and clicked submit - but missed out that he also typed in the capcha. Mine said: never quit.

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

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Why can't Stevie wonder read? He can. He reads braille.

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so if your riding down a big hill in your canoe and your bicycle falls out how many pancakes do you have left? you would have 200 pancakes left --sticksack

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So, there was two monkeys sitting in a bath tub one says "Hey, could you pass the soap?" the other says "what do I look like a typewriter?"

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Did you hear about the guy who had his head chopped off? He's dead.

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This person shaved their head to gain attention. A klansman.

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs, consdiering as disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion)

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Knock knock Who's there? Justin Bieber OH MY GOD REALLY?! No.

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whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

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What's worse than a bad joke? A joke that end's mid sente--

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what is the difference between a bucket of shit and a black person? the bucket the bucket

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Sally bought a shakeweight. She is an alcoholic and is ruining her family.

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What do we call Osama? Osama

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What do you call a orphan with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Scrood

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if you have a name/nickname/brand/version or number, please like this anti joke

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU..

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Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had a small penis

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What's the difference between a pile of rotting shit about to be re-heated in the microwave and Kevin James's new movie "The Zookeeper" ... Nothing.

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What Do call a dog with an e A doge

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