- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had celebral palsy.

My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

A small black boy was walking down the street. He ran into a police officer and the police officer shot him, why? A: Because the officer was racist.

What did little ben get for christmas? A dead grandma

The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe Well one is a human, beating heart, and the other is a small boat you row in

If you don`t see a banner here, it doesn`t mean it wont come back to annoy you whenever it feels like.... P.S, Advertising helps us get rich while permanently harming your ability to focus, Please be understanding! PS: Why the hell do they use capital letters after you know, Commas? its, Weird!

A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

A man walks into a bar. He buys something.

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