- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

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why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

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What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

Q:Why are dinosaurs extinct? A:Well there are two reasons the first being a giant meteor struck the earth killing all the dinosaurs. The other reason you touch yourself at night.

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What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

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