What is the difference between Whitney Houston and Elvis. They are dead. And it make people go boo hoo

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? About 3:26 PM Eastern Standard Time.

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A man walks into a bar... and gets hurt.

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What's worse than heartbreak? Getting run over by a steamroller.

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Q: What happened when Timmy divided by zero? A: He got a syntax error.

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Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies? A young girl you know personally, completely alone with leukemia.

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Why did the baby stop crying? Mommy shook him.

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How did the man rob the bank? With a gun

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What do homeless people get for Christmas? Nothing, they are homeless.

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Why didn't the black man finish high school? He overdosed on heroin.

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*Look Down* Nice shoes, wanna F@#k?

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Why did the hooker go to the bathroom? Because she just exchanged sex for money and was cleaning herself up for her next trick.

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how do you french braid? ask a french dude to braid your hair DUHH

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Two men walk into a bar. Seeing as the first man could have suffered a concussion, and been seriously hurt, The second man ducks to avoid also being hit by the bar.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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What's similar about a black person and an apple? Nothing, an apple is a fruit. It has nothing to do with hanging from trees.

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A man goes into a store to buy some bread, He asks a woman behind the counter for help. She says " We have white, wheat, or rye. What kind would you like?" . To which the man replies, " It does not matter, I rode my bicycle.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he felt like it.

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Is your refrigerator running? No. Oh perfect, I'm a refrigerator repairman, I'll be right over.

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It gets very hot in Mianus, Connecticut

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What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

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whats the differance between a orange and a dead baby one is a delicious treat the other is a fruit

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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