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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Taliban teenager strap on his chest before getting on the bus? A blue rubber dildo.

like most people my age. im 27

Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what`s your plan?

What red, white, and blue? A white person who was raped by a clown.

Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,8

Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

Roses are red Violets are actually the color violet, contrary to popular belief.

a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

Knock Knock I have a door bell It's broken Oh

Why was the clown sad? Because he was found guilty of raping and murdering 33 young men, and sentenced to death for 12 of those murders by a jury of his piers.

Knock Knock. Doors open

Q: What happened to the fat man on the roller coaster A: The roller coaster went slightly faster due to the laws of gravity

There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. They were walking and baby tomato starts lagging behind. So the papa tomato stomps on the baby tomato and says nothing because tomatoes can't talk.

How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

If Oscar Meyer had a dog what kind of dog would it be? A Wiener Dog!!

What is black white and red all over? A zebra which a lion did not finish eating.

eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

You can pick you're friends, you can pick you're nose, but you can't run over a pedestrian.

What's the difference between Jesus and a painting? It only takes one nail to hang up a painting.

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