- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. Come out with your hands up!

Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

Why did the man fart? He didn't. Stop being so dirty-minded.

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with, "In accordance with Megan's law"

Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

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what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

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