"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

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What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

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What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

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people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

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Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

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Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

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The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? *silence* Damn this joke got creepy...

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

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why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

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Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

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How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

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Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

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How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

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why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

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who is really lanky? james cornish

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Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

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What's black and white and red all over? Half of a zebra.

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A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

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Nero, I am happy to hear from you again, but it kinda sounds like you are going to get yourself killed or something. Is there something else I can do? If that asshole is suffering, kill him after he is done doing it, I am done with that piece of shit. Honestly, what is going on Nero? You are not going to suicide or something are you? Please respond, right away, or I wont call your wife.

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What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

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What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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